Phu Phu (fōō fōō) n.
With an unknown birth date, the number of years that have piled onto Phu Phu’s lifespan hide behind a veil of mystery. Very little has been established about this creature, but few facts are undeniable: he’s male, pink, and deader than steadfast silence perspiring at a Hoobastank concert.
midnight coffee monster 
I have a babydoll named Terry. It’s unsure whether Terry is a boy or a girl (my family goes with girl), but I have traveled with Terry and spent maybe a cumulative month without her in my bed since my first birthday. Terry can vote. Next year, she can buy alcohol.
When is Terry’s birthday?
Phu Phu never leaves my bed except when I take over for sleeping purposes. He’s been with me since I was three, and life wouldn’t be right without him. Sentimental attachments and such~
My birthday, I guess. She’s just a year younger than me. Terry leaves my bed when I leave my bed to go to a different one. We sleep in different beds together. She’s currently in my backpack by my feet at this airport.